Monday, May 23, 2011
Cynthia and the Colonel: Finger Lickin' Inanity
Cynthia McKinney (Kook, Georgia) went on Libyan Radio to support Muammar Qaddafi and criticize the United States. Lord have mercy.
Cindy McKinney spoke on the air.
She said that Qaddafi is really quite fair.
With tin foil and duct tape
Festooned on her head,
Her brain is a place
Where no thought’s ever tread.
If you peer through her ears,
I think that you might
Confirm all our fears that
You’ll see ample light.
Get along Cindy, get along home.
Your drivel’s good only for enriching loam.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo dot com.
Cindy McKinney spoke on the air.
She said that Qaddafi is really quite fair.
With tin foil and duct tape
Festooned on her head,
Her brain is a place
Where no thought’s ever tread.
If you peer through her ears,
I think that you might
Confirm all our fears that
You’ll see ample light.
Get along Cindy, get along home.
Your drivel’s good only for enriching loam.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo dot com.
Labels: Congress, doggerel, foreign policy, jihad
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Ortega Succeeds Where Zelaya, so far, Has Failed
The Wall Street Journal reports that Daniel Ortega, unsurprisingly, has made an end run around Nicaragua's constitutional term limits. He will now no doubt become president for life or as long as he can possibly hold on. Nicaragua returns to jail without passing go or collecting anything resembling freedom. This is the same fate the Obama administration is trying to foist on Honduras.
Ortega’s now stolen Nicaragua,
In a move that was tried by Zelaya.
He’s leader for life,
Despite all the strife,
And that’s how they cut the papaya.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo dot com.
Ortega’s now stolen Nicaragua,
In a move that was tried by Zelaya.
He’s leader for life,
Despite all the strife,
And that’s how they cut the papaya.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo dot com.
Labels: Barack Obama, doggerel, foreign policy
Thursday, September 17, 2009
No Missile Defense for Eastern Europe
Dubya Bush thought it made sense
To give Eastern Europe missile defense.
Barack Obama says au contraire,
With Eastern Europe he will not share.
We used to fear proliferation,
Because it could lead to conflagration.
Our defense we said we’d share,
If from the bomb you would forbear.
The message now is loud and clear:
If you’re a target and danger's near,
America won’t protect you pukes.
You'd better get your own damn nukes.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo dot com.
To give Eastern Europe missile defense.
Barack Obama says au contraire,
With Eastern Europe he will not share.
We used to fear proliferation,
Because it could lead to conflagration.
Our defense we said we’d share,
If from the bomb you would forbear.
The message now is loud and clear:
If you’re a target and danger's near,
America won’t protect you pukes.
You'd better get your own damn nukes.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo dot com.
Labels: Barack Obama, doggerel, foreign policy
