Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Dan Rather Doggerel

Instapundit points to reports that Dan Rather will be stepping down as news anchor.
In the pastures, cattle lowing,
In the fields, farmers sowing,
Smile quite softly in the knowing
That Dan Rather will be going.

In the wind, when it’s blowing,
In the water, as it’s flowing,
The news spreads, never slowing
That Dan Rather will be going.

There’s no need for blogger crowing,
Though it makes you feel like glowing,
Facts alone suffice by showing
That Dan Rather will be going.
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Friday, November 05, 2004

Arlen Specter Doggerel

We know of a man named Specter
Who dearly loves to hector
Those in his party;
He is such a smarty;
Let’s feed him to Hannibal Lecter.
Postscript:
We know of a man named Arlen,
Who is the liberals darlin',
But he's a Repub,
And they he will snub.
The man ain't worth a farthin'.
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