Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Terrorists, Bears, and Schadenfreude
The BBC reports:
If you’re a terrorist in Kashmir,
There’s one more thing for you to fear.
If you are hiding in a cave,
Averting danger's what you crave,
You’d better check on if you share
Your hideaway with a bear.
Rockets just might get you good,
And worry of them you clearly should.
Sharpshooting snipers are a danger,
But some risks are even stranger.
If you are careless, I’ve a hunch
That you might be what is for lunch
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo dot com.
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered KashmirAn inspiration for doggerel if there ever was one:
If you’re a terrorist in Kashmir,
There’s one more thing for you to fear.
If you are hiding in a cave,
Averting danger's what you crave,
You’d better check on if you share
Your hideaway with a bear.
Rockets just might get you good,
And worry of them you clearly should.
Sharpshooting snipers are a danger,
But some risks are even stranger.
If you are careless, I’ve a hunch
That you might be what is for lunch
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo dot com.
// posted by Tex the Pontificator @ 11/04/2009 06:28:00 PM 
