Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Dan Rather Doggerel

Instapundit points to reports that Dan Rather will be stepping down as news anchor.
In the pastures, cattle lowing,
In the fields, farmers sowing,
Smile quite softly in the knowing
That Dan Rather will be going.

In the wind, when it’s blowing,
In the water, as it’s flowing,
The news spreads, never slowing
That Dan Rather will be going.

There’s no need for blogger crowing,
Though it makes you feel like glowing,
Facts alone suffice by showing
That Dan Rather will be going.
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