Tex the Pontificator

Instapundit points to reports that Dan Ra^ther will be stepping down as news anchor.

In the pastures, cattle lowing,
In the fields, farmers sowing,
Smile quite softly in the knowing
That Dan Ra^ther will be going.

In the wind, when it’s blowing,
In the water, as it’s flowing,
The news spreads, never slowing
That Dan Ra^ther will be going.

There’s no need for blogger crowing,
Though it makes you feel like glowing,
Facts alone suffice by showing
That Dan Ra^ther will be going.

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We know of a man named Specter
Who dearly loves to hector
Those in his party;
He is such a smarty;
Let’s feed him to Hannibal Lecter.

Postscript:

We know of a man named Arlen,
Who is the liberals darlin',
But he's a Repub,
And they he will snub.
The man ain't worth a farthin'.

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