Saturday, September 11, 2004

Doggerel Bait

Instapundit points to a New York Post editorial on Memogate that concludes:
Rather defined the terms of the discussion, asked the questions, picked the individuals who responded, presumably screened their answers — and basically declared himself innocent.

That is, he stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plum — and said: "What a fine anchor am I."
Given how fond I am of basing doggerel on nursery rhymes, this is too good to pass up. Hence:
Poor old Dan Rather continued to blather,
Covering up a big lie.
He sucked on his thumb, but would not stay mum,
He said: "What a newsman am I."
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