Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Danny Boy

Oh Danny boy, Burkett, Burkett is calling,
From Abilene, in his faxes he has lied.
Your career is gone, and credibility is dying;
'Tis you, 'tis you must go, now don’t be snide.
Don’t come ye back in winter or in summer,
When you might think the time has passed for lying low,
For this whole thing is such a major bummer.
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, you blew it so.

Update: Check out "Little Dan Ratherhood."

To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo.com.

(doggerel)

Labels:




<< Home
Links to this post

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?