Tex the Pontificator

Senator Kerry considered anew,
And then figured out just what he should do:
He'll first do a flip and then do a flop,
And all his positions for new ones he'll swap.

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The Senator served on a Swiftboat,
Which is now his principal showboat.
The years in between
Are not to be seen,
For he didn’t do squat he can promote.

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Update (9-19-04): I post further here on the probable effect of the continued interest in this topic.

Labels: doggerel

Here comes Johnny Kerry, hail,
Flippin’ down the floppin’ trail,
Flippity, floppin’, the
Election’s on its way!

Bringing every interest group
A free lunch complete with soup,
To push the GOP
Out of the way.

He talks Navy tough for Tommy,
Rails for peace for sister Sue,
There’s entitlements for Mommy,
And more taxes just for you, oh,

Here comes Johnny Kerry, hail,
Floppin’ down the flippin’ trail,
Floppity, flippin’, the
Election’s on its way!

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More doggerel. Mad Kane posted a limerick about Ann Coulter and I replied with one about Michael Moore. She in turn wrote one about Bush and Cheney, so here's mine about Kedwards:

Two Democrat candidates we knew once.
Their shtick was to emphasize nuance,
But what they believed
Could not be perceived.
From consistency they were both truants.

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Madeleine Begun Kane attacks Ann Coulter with a limerick:

There once was wingnut named Ann,
With one USA Today fan.
Then Ann wrote a screed
Way too lie-filled to read.
And Ann was summarily canned.

That reminded me that I have not been keeping up my quota of doggerel. Now Ann Coulter can sometimes be a little over the top, although if her picture accompanies her article, her writing style is not what you notice. But whether or not her writing is always measured, who are lefties to complain?:

There is a propagandist named Moore,
Who will lie and then lie some more.
He twists all the facts
In his polemical tracts,
And as to truth, is a festering sore.

What are the odds Madeleine will put this limerick on her site? Thanks to Seldom Sober for the pointer to Madeleine's limerick.

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