Thursday, April 01, 2004
Small Victory's Limerick Competition
Small Victory has a limerick competition. The catch is that the first line has to be "There once was a fighter from Palestine." Naturally, I could not resist entering, and here is my effort:
There once was a fighter for Palestine,
Who snuck in, in the night, on a ballast line.
As dawn was emergin’,
He got his virgins,
Or so goes Hezbollah’s palace line.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo.com.
Small Victory has a limerick competition. The catch is that the first line has to be "There once was a fighter from Palestine." Naturally, I could not resist entering, and here is my effort:
There once was a fighter for Palestine,
Who snuck in, in the night, on a ballast line.
As dawn was emergin’,
He got his virgins,
Or so goes Hezbollah’s palace line.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo.com.
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