Thursday, April 01, 2004

Small Victory's Limerick Competition

Small Victory has a limerick competition. The catch is that the first line has to be "There once was a fighter from Palestine." Naturally, I could not resist entering, and here is my effort:

There once was a fighter for Palestine,
Who snuck in, in the night, on a ballast line.
As dawn was emergin’,
He got his virgins,
Or so goes Hezbollah’s palace line.

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