Thursday, April 08, 2004

How Are the Virgins Holding Out?

You’ve got to wonder about Paradise.
I’m sure things there are still quite nice,
But the matter that gives me doubt,
Is how the virgins are holding out?

There’re more and more martyrs in Sadr City;
Yet more in Fallujah, oh what a pity.
If all the fascists go out in a rout,
How will the virgins be holding out?

The inventory must surely be strained.
Do these chicks have to be trained?
The martyrs could end up all in a pout.
How are the virgins holding out?

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