Friday, March 05, 2004

Senator Kerry Went to 'Nam

Senator Kerry went to 'Nam.
That's all we need to know.
Of this we all can be quite sure,
Because he tells us so.

He wants to gut national defense,
But you can tell your mom
That that is just the thing to do,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.

He wants to tax the rich some more,
An economic bomb,
But don't you worry one little bit,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.

He wants to give up in Iraq,
He says with great aplomb,
But strongly quell all your fears,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.

The French will set our national defense.
Try hard to keep your calm.
Surely the man has thought it out,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.

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