Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Higgledy, Piggledy, My Black Hen
Higgledy, piggledy, Richard Clarke,
Before the Congress, he had a lark,
Selling books, he’s made his mark.
Count your money, Richard Clarke.
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Higgledy, piggledy, Richard Clarke,
Before the Congress, he had a lark,
Selling books, he’s made his mark.
Count your money, Richard Clarke.
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Labels: doggerel
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Cobbler, Cobbler Mend My Shoe
The doggerel's been thin lately, and I wanted to lay off Kerry a bit. I got to thinking how the Left wants to get to Dubya through Cheney, insisting his Halliburton connection is somehow corrupt. That's what led to this:
Cheney, Cheney, they’re after you,
Halliburton and the crew.
They need to believe you’re on the take,
Or they might lose, for goodness sake.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo.com.
The doggerel's been thin lately, and I wanted to lay off Kerry a bit. I got to thinking how the Left wants to get to Dubya through Cheney, insisting his Halliburton connection is somehow corrupt. That's what led to this:
Cheney, Cheney, they’re after you,
Halliburton and the crew.
They need to believe you’re on the take,
Or they might lose, for goodness sake.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo.com.
Labels: doggerel
Friday, March 05, 2004
Senator Kerry Went to 'Nam
Senator Kerry went to 'Nam.
That's all we need to know.
Of this we all can be quite sure,
Because he tells us so.
He wants to gut national defense,
But you can tell your mom
That that is just the thing to do,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.
He wants to tax the rich some more,
An economic bomb,
But don't you worry one little bit,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.
He wants to give up in Iraq,
He says with great aplomb,
But strongly quell all your fears,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.
The French will set our national defense.
Try hard to keep your calm.
Surely the man has thought it out,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo.com.
Senator Kerry went to 'Nam.
That's all we need to know.
Of this we all can be quite sure,
Because he tells us so.
He wants to gut national defense,
But you can tell your mom
That that is just the thing to do,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.
He wants to tax the rich some more,
An economic bomb,
But don't you worry one little bit,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.
He wants to give up in Iraq,
He says with great aplomb,
But strongly quell all your fears,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.
The French will set our national defense.
Try hard to keep your calm.
Surely the man has thought it out,
For Kerry went to 'Nam.
To reply, email texthepontificator at yahoo.com.
Labels: doggerel
